I’m gonna be a grandfather.
My stepdaughter and son-in-law are expecting.
As rough a year as this has been, this brings me incredible joy.

Instead of being “Grandpa” or any derivatives of that name, I’m keeping it on the cool side….just call me “G”….and yes, this means I’m gonna be a porkpie hat wearing, pipe smoking, argyle retro wearing, (Cadillac driving?), jazz listening cool-ass mofo of a grandfather!
Get ready world….here comes G in 2023!